ATTN: All PKR Players - Daily Stats Functionality Now Available (Usernames Required)
09/26/2009
After a very long delay, the promised daily stats functionality for all PKR players has been launched. However, almost 100 PKR players have not submitted their PKR username which we require to display PKR stats to individual players.
After a very long delay, the promised daily stats functionality for all PKR players has been launched. However, almost 100 PKR players have not submitted their PKR username which we require to display PKR stats to individual players.We've been promising the PKR parser for daily stats would be ready "soon" for some time now - our Google search for soon yielded the following definition: "in the near future".
Our Google search for near yielded....ah, rats....
The truth is, developing this functionality took a lot longer than we expected and we apologise. We would proffer a good excuse - if we had one. The dog ate all the good excuses whilst we were distracted by the YoDawgYo and Imma Let You Finish photoshops (Kanye / Swift 'incident' was 100% staged FYI). We also, like the Aztecs, are easily distracted by shiny gif. As you may be aware, we here at RakebackSTAT are avid collectors of quality gif - perhaps one could go so far as to say we are Connoisseurs of Gif? We believe one could.
But the stats are now showing for all PKR players - at least, all PKR players who submitted their usernames when signing up. We have almost 100 players who forgot to submit their PKR username when signing up and we beg all players who signed up to PKR with RakebackSTAT to submit their PKR username in Step 3 of the PKR signup page. PKR won't give us your information for Privacy reasons - which is a good thing. It just means we require all players who signup for any room to make sure they always effectively 'claim' their username so we can link it with the corresponding RakebackSTAT account.
Whilst you're all aware that PKR pays your rakeback internally, and even if you haven't been wringing your hands at the lack of PKR stats - it's vitally important that you quickly submit your PKR username anyway as we require it both for our internal accounting and, more importantly, to attribute referral revenue to your friends who referred you to our wonderful gif-infested services. Once we have all the PKR usernames, we'll re-run the parser as far back as the stats go to make sure any referring players receive their owed revenue for your play.
Yo! I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but RakebackSTAT has one of the best referral systems of all time! OF ALL TIME!
We leave you today with some wisdom from Chris Brown.
