We would like to apologise for the failure of the market to measure up to the high standard we have set by paying your rakeback daily "in advance" over the last few years. It would appear that some, if not all, of the Full Tilt Poker rakeback affiliates around the world have signed a 79,000 signature petition to beg Full Tilt Poker to level the rakeback playing field.
Whilst understandable, it is unfortunate all the same.
As of July 01, 2010: All Full Tilt Poker rakeback players will be paid their rakeback weekly direct into their playing accounts by Full Tilt.
Rakeback generated over the weekly periods starting every Tuesday and concluding the following Monday will be paid out on the following Friday as part a continual cycle of [relative to RakebackSTAT] inferiority.
The first weekly earning period of the new system will commence Thursday, July 01 and conclude Monday, July 05. With your first payment under the new system arriving in your playing account on Friday, July 09.
Directly after making a point of declaring that she would not be fielding any questions from the audience, a Full Tilt Poker representative nervously read from a prepared statement: "This updated payment scheme will help us best maintain our rakeback program."
Industry sources who spoke under the condition of animosity admitted the decision to force players into a lower level of service was due to internal concerns at FTP HQ that RakebackSTAT was making Rakebackpros look pedestrian.
We plead Guilty. As charged.
Our professionalism is our curse.
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Here is a heart-warming story to soften the blow of the tragic news above:
The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal, aged 6.
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