Cake Poker be Tripping in April, Don't Get Shut Out
03/29/2010
The April Fools at Cake Poker Marketing Department just finagled a budget increase and they're acting very much like New Money.
Cake Poker Marketing staff are splashing money around and you should grab a piece in April.
They've changed the structure of Gold Stack instant rewards so that they are 50% easier to earn starting April Fools Day. Payouts in cash will now start at Level 11 and higher.
They've allocated $200,000 in April for rake races also. $50,000 of that will be the ongoing Gold Card Race, and $150,000 divided between four weekly races and a month long race.
1 FPP = 1 point but rakeback players' FPPs = 2 points [due to earning FPPs at 50% rate]. The 4 weekly $25,000 races ship the top 200 players prizemoney. And all four races combined will comprise the $50,000 month-long race where the 300 sickest players on the Cake network get to divide that up. Rake races are rake races and you've suffered through one, you've suffered through them all - but one unique thing about the monthly rake race will be a feature where the value of FPP's will increase each week, 2x for Week 2, 3x for Week 3 and 4x for Week 4. Not sure why things have to be so complicated, but there you have it - play 1/4th as much in Week 4 as a guy who only plays in Week 1 and you'll be on the same point score in the monthly combined race.
Another unique feature of the Cake Poker races is their flat payout structure: $1500 for the winners of the weekly races, $3500 for the winner of the month-long marathon. Socialised health care for Americans, flat payouts for rake races, soon we'll all be besieged by Lada's and calling each other Comrade and trading USD on the black market and surrounded by Russian girls. I don't know about this....I don't think I like it.
Tina, what do you think?
Shut up Tina. Don't listen to her, she's a patronising liberal. Hopefully the GOP can landslide the mid-terms and save us from this noose. One time.
